Taxi, Taxi ((May 24, 2008))

You Need another Abortion??

Today I was on the phone with a friend and after we finished discussing the latest plans for BullShit and Fuckery, she found a funny ad on Craigs List. A girl in her early 20's placed an ad looking for a Ride. The girl said she will be having an Abortion next week and needs a ride home after the procedure. She don't care who responds, she just needs a damn ride! 


With these High Ass Gas Prices! Honey, Get the Bus to the Abortion Clinic and Catch a taxi home! Yess Bitch a Fuckin TAXI!! Where in the hell are her friends? I would call My Friends RIGHT AWAY! If I call you and say "I need an Abortion!"..... Bitch, you betta pick up that phone so damn Quick, you'll get Ear Burn!! Ain't No Way In Hell I would be sittin up in an Abortion Clinic OR a damn Taxi by myself! 


What's Really The T?? Some people got a lot of fuckin nerve. They want all types of shit from you. Money, Babysitting, Good Advice, a fucking shoulder to cry on, and when YOU need something Them HOES ain't NOWHERE to be found!! With as many Baby Showers, Birthday Parties, Weddiings, Holiday Parties, Divorces, Hospital Visits, Periods, DRY ASS Phone Calls, Salty Throats, Abortions, Bullshit, and Fuckery that I been through with my friends!! Shit, Somebody Better throw my ass an Abortion Party!! 

Quote of the Day:
"Taxi, Taxi, Give me a ride. I'm gonna take you to the other side. Taxi, Taxi, Turn off your lights. I'm gonna ride with you all Night!"
~Cher