Catfish & Dick Pix!

Is anybody else watching that delicious show called CatFish on MTV? Well here is the T! It ain't got shit to do with fishing! Its all about people falling in love on the internets and finding out the person they love sooooooo much is somebody else! Imagine that, bitches tellin lies on the damn internet! So far I've seen 2 episodes and I am hooked! The one I saw today takes the fucking cake! This young white guy started talking to this "Hot Babe" on Facebook 2 years ago. She don't have a phone so she can't talk and no computer of her own so no video chat. Now, I'm thinking.... she full of shit! Who the fuck don't have a phone?? Every low life, raggedy, bitch in America got a phone! For 2 years they been messaging each other on fb every night sayin "I love You" and all that sweet shit. She even sends him some dirty messages talking about how she wants to "Blow Him" that's right, Pretty Mouth, Oral Sex, Lip Service! Then had the nerve to ask for some pictures! 

                                                                                     

He sends them! He sent her pictures of his Rock Hard Dick. To me this sounds crazy as Fuck! You can't get no pictures of my Dick, Butt Hole, or my Nips when we ain't talked on the phone, face to face, or video chat!  ((However)) I will send somebody a pic of my ass with a message saying "You can Kiss my Whole Ass." But that ain't what this is about! So they figure out her story is a bit shady and they arrange to meet her. They go to her house expecting to see some Hot Blonde Bombshell and a Fat, Black, Gay Man come to the door and was like "Yes, I'm Amanda!" BAM!! The bullshit hit the fan! The white guy kept his cool but you know he felt like shit on the inside! He been talkin all hot and sexy and sending dick pictures for 2 years to another MAN! The gay guy been doing this shit for YEARS! Using this profile doing the same thing to at least 100 guys! Needless to say this fucker got a collection of Dick Pictures that would make Bishop Eddy Long jealous like a Mutha Fucker!
I know y'all thinking What's Really The T? Here it is!

 The next time you get on the internet talking hot & sexy and sending Rock Hard Dick Pictures to some bitch who don't even have a phone.... don't do it bitch!! Because it is a crazy bitch on the other end, Pussy Drier than Graham Crackers, laughing at Yo THIRSTY ASS!!!   

Stay Blessed Bitches!!!