Friends, Facebook, & Fuckery

"Thank You For Being a Facebook Friend" 
~Branden Ho!


Am I the only one who don't take Facebook seriously? I log onto facebook for 3 reasons.
1. Promote My Projects.
2. Talk Shit.
3. Uh..... um.... uh..... I guess I forgot. Maybe it's only 2 reasons.

Anyways, Facebooks, Twitters & Instagrams has worked its way into the lives of people everywhere and now NOBODY got any social skills!!!! Ain't that some shit!! Let me list some examples. 

Do you know bitches like these? Is it You??

1. ((Friends with their Parents)) As soon as the shit gets heavy, the fight spills onto FB and the mother gets called a Bitch!! 2 weeks later they are friends again. Until the next fight and Daddy gets called a Cunt. Your parents must be fine with you being a Drug Addict and a Whore.

2. ((Thirsty Bitches)) You know them, people that be doin WAY too much. Drinking and Ballin EVERY NIGHT OF THE FUCKING WEEK, Volunteer work at the kids school, Church Deacon Board Meetings, Making it rain down at the strip club, Bible Study every other night, Smoking Drugs all day long...... 
Bitch Pleaze Come Off The BullShit!! When the fuck do you go to work??? Oh, you DON'T!!! 

3. ((The Couple)) The second some shit Jump Off everybody on Facebook be the first ones to hear about it!!! All the shitty details! Y'all provide all the gossip and have the nerve to get angry when people ask what's going on!!!
We get it!! Yo Pussy TOO BIG and His Dick is TOO SMALL!! Fix yo shitty relationship and Get Off The Internets!!!

4. ((The Break Takers)) The people who be on Facebook ALL FUCKING DAY, involved in all types of foolishness, and randomly say... "I'm taking some time off of FB. I just need a Break." Like it is a fucking JOB!!
A break from WHAT!!! Your Self Imposed FUCKERY??? Here is a tip, Stop being friends with HOES YOU DON'T KNOW!! If they full of shit in Real Life.... They Full Of SHIT on the internet too!! Stop mashing the "like" button on all the bullshit you see!! So you like "Bad Bitches From Da Hood" do you have to like the page??? No Bitch you don't!

5. ((News Watchers)) They wait until some tragic shit happen, break the sad news on Facebook, and then do the Fucking Fool!!!
Look Bitch you ain't the only one with a Fucking TV!! I know what's going on!!! I don't need to post Status after Status after Status talking about it, giving all Opinion and NO SOLUTION! If you say "I'm gonna pray for this country." THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PRAY AND GET OFF THE DAMN INTERNET!!!!

6. ((Whores)) Honey, everybody know you selling pussy. Get off FB and Sell it on THE STREETS like everybody else!!

7. ((Parents of small kids)) I don't even wanna be friends with YOU, why the fuck would I be friends with your Nutty Ass Kids?!?!

8. ((Taggers)) <also see 'Thirsty Bitches'> You know these Fuckers!!! They will post a picture of any and everything and tag you in it!! 
((I don't wanna be tagged in a picture of a Dead Body!! Who is this bitch!? I wasn't at this Piece Of Shit Ass Funeral!! STOP CHECKING ME INTO PLACES!!! I don't need every-damn-body to know where I am at all times!! Are you that STARVED for ATTENTION you need everybody to know you at the abortion clinic??


Are you askin what's the T? The T is..... Facebook ain't Shit!