Not Today Bitch!!!

Anybody who knows me will tell you that them Ass Clowns over at ChristianMingle.com been fucking with me. Every damn weekend they send my ass a email early in the morning. I guess they figure my ass ain't at church! They keep trying to get me (an Openly Gay Man) to sign up to that shitty "Dating Site". They keep saying "Find God's Match For You!" I keep saying, "Not Today Bitch!!"



I know the T on ChristianMingle and all them other dating sites. Y'all not about to get my ass RAPED over and over and over again!! Because that is all them bitches is serving. BullShit in its PUREST FORM and I wants NONE OF IT!! I Googled "ChristianMingle Rape" and there is a ton of stories about Men and Women thinking they found "God's Match" for them and they found a fucking RAPIST! Ain't that some shit! You thinking you got a new boyfriend and y'all going to church together, having Bible Study on Tuesday nights and this crazy bastard show up ready to Date Rape!! 

I got an idea, how about going TO CHURCH! Stop fucking around on the damn internet sending Dick Pix to your girlfriends and talking all hot and heavy to these THIRSTY FUCKERS! I'd bet you dollars to donuts this is one of the filthiest sites on the damn internet. Ain't that how Bishop Eddie Long got caught up in that Sex Scandal? Speaking of that Dirty Dick Bastard, I would NEVER communicate with anybody who's profile picture is of them wearing a Jheri Curl wig and a tight ass shirt!!

Here's the T! Y'all send me one more fucking email..... I will sign up to that site and DO THE COMPLETE FOOL!!

1. I will CatFish the first bitch that say "Hi". 
2. I will send everybody Dick Pix and Prayer Requests!
3. I will upload only the Finest Gay Porn.
4. I will send out reminders letting everybody know "Gay Fight Club" is every Tuesday night after bible study behind the dumpster at New Faith Missionary Baptist church.
5. I will also post Midget Fight Videos.

I'm sure after I do all of this, they would kick me off and finally stop emailing me shit.
Before I forget I must say, Them Bitches over at the '700 Club' ain't Shit either! How the Fuck is that shit still coming on TV? 
The BullShit is so Real!