Every single time I walk into that office, the BullShit starts the second my ass hit the seat! He never calls for help, just to tell these BullShitty stories. He will talk for hours about his shoulder fetish if you let him. He gets pissed when we don't talk to him. He will call back to back 50 times and hang up. He so fuckin THIRSTY for attention!! Six months after I started I got a new job and left for a year and a half. The day I returned this bitch was the first one to call! Saying "I need to talk and I never talk about this kind of stuff but my shoulders...." I stopped that bitch before he could tell another lie! We got into it so TUFF. 
I told him "I don't have time for this foolishness today." He called me ignorant..... and I let that Greazy Bitch HAVE IT!!! I said "Your life must really be hard because you So Full of Shit!! You will take any phone call and turn it into a Fuckin Shit Show!! Who has time for this Crazy Shit?!"
He said, "I'm gonna call the director and my lawyer!"
Me: "I don't give a fuck! Fuck You and them Shitty Shoulders!!! Call back again and I will come to your house, dig up your mother's body in the backyard, and FUCK that Mummified Bitch in the streets!!! Now, you have a blessed day, Fuckin CUNT."
There were no more calls that day. I guess being called a cunt will hurt a bitch's feelings.
Here is the damn T! Bitch, don't waste my time! If you call have yo shit together!!! I will only say "Hello?" ONE DAMN TIME!! You got something to say HIT IT! If you don't.......... Get The Fuck Off The Phone!!! Today's lesson has been brought to you by the letters C.U.N.T. and the numbers FUCK & YOU!
