***All of this shit I'm about to write, I have been asked. Foreals!!! No Fuckin Joke!!***
1. "You say you're gay.... so when are you gonna get married to a woman?" -Sharron
~ Really Bitch!!! Do you fuckin know what GAY IS???? -Me
2. "So are you like... uh... 'The Man' in the relationship and stuff?"
~ I got a Mustache and a DICK!!! I think so!!! -Me
3. "Do you have AIDS?'' -Justin
~ No, but I did have diarrhea last weekend. You know, THE SHITS! Any more questions? -Me
4. "So.... um.. are you like a top or a bottom?"
~ If you suck my dick right now, you'll find out!! -Me
5. "Did you lose your hair to HIV?"
~ No, I lost my hair........ BECAUSE I'M A BITCH!!!!! -Me
6. "Do you like Elton John?"
~Who the fuck is that? -Me
7. "Do you do Drag?" "Are You a DRAG QUEEN??" "Do you wear make up?" "Do you wear wigs?"
~ I have enough trouble finding MEN'S clothes in my size..... why the fuck would I wear women's clothes?? -Me
~ Why would I wear a fucking wig? EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M BALD!!! -Me
8. "Do you have a girlfriend?" -Sharron
~ Bitch, are you SERIOUS? -Me
9. "You would be perfect for my brother!!"
~ FUCK YOU AND YO BROTHER! -Me
10. "Do you know where I can find a good Cock Ring, Butt Plug, Nipple Clamps, Jock Strap, Poppers, or Weed?"
~ If I knew where to find a "Good Butt Plug" would I be standing here talking to YO BITCH ASS???!!!! -Me
11. "Do you think my brother -or- boyfriend is gay?"
~ Yeah he gay. He smell like DICK and he look like he hate the fuck outta you!! -Me
You may be saying to yourself ''What's Really The T?''
The T is..... DON'T ASK ME SHIT!!!! If you didn't know before..... You know NOW!!!
#BAM!!!!
